I kind of can’t believe how much bigger my belly has gotten in the last three months. (for comparison purposes)
Baby – 14 1/2 inches long and kicking like crazy. She hates my other organs for some reason–maybe she feels they threaten her precious uterus.
Body – I embody womanhood. Right?? RIGHT????? I have to keep telling myself that.
Hair – I got a hideous haircut before we went to California. If only I had read this part of my new favorite book: “A very pregnant woman who wants to cut her hair is not really looking for a new hairdo, she is looking for a new, nonpregnant, look, and I’m afraid that’s too tall an order for a haircut.” Live and learn, I guess.
Puke – Only sometimes when I brush my teeth.
Heels/Lust for Life – Check. It’s become a point of pride now. I MIGHT have gone to a movie last week wearing scrubs, sneakers and a hoodie, but those reports are unconfirmed.