checking in

Posted on March 17, 2007 by lisa

baby – lemon-sized

uterus – grapefruit-sized

breasts – two glorious California oranges

ass – don’t ask

belly – sticking out even more than usual (Yep, that’s a maternity dress.)

puke – less frequent

heels – holding steady

lust for life – intact (If you can still bring yourself to accessorize, all is not lost.)